Theology jokes - I

So Meredith G. Kline came home one night to find a man in his living room, stuffing things into a big sack. 'A burglar!' shouted Kline. He immediately pulled out his .44 (as a good OPC minister, Kline was packing) and menaced the man. The man stood up, surprised. 'No, no, Dr. Kline. This isn't a burglary. It's an intrusion.' Kline lowered the gun. 'Oh,' he said. 'In that case, carry on.'